Lol pick a pipe that you never want to smoke again, and after you're done, take the pipe, set it up on something outside, and shoot it with a deer slug. When you're done picking up the pieces of your shattered pipe, shout curses at them, put them in a bucket, pour some kerosene on them and light them on fire.
When the fire goes out, shout more curses at your bucket of ashes. Dig a deep hole, throw the ashes in, and bury those fuckers with a crucifix planted at the top.
When satan comes to reclaim the remains of the vessel that held his creation, perhaps the crucifix will prevent him from breaching the surface and claiming your soul.
That sums up my feelings on 1792. I too was confused when I smoked my 1st bowl of this stuff....thats how the dark prince fools you..his creation tricks your senses into thinking it may be something good....but all the while..deep in your soul, you knew it was evil from the start.
Subsequent bowls enlightened me to it's sinister intentions....I heard a horrifying voice that became louder with every puff. "Come to me, partake of my demon weed. I will ghost your pipes with the smell of a thousand sweaty gym socks...you cannot resist!" It was then that I snapped out of my trance with a shudder.
I called the Vatican and had an exorcist cleanse my pipes....it almost killed him. He renounced his priesthood and last I heard he was walking the streets of Rome muttering insanities about the stench of the abyss.
Don't listen to these men who seek to steal your soul for the dark one...they are his minions...and they are wretched beings.
Woohoo Jr cigars sure gets stuff here fast.
