He's talking about his dog, "Snot", a Rottweiler with a sinus condition:
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- "He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearin' short pants, if you know what I mean.
A word of warnin' though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
-- Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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