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Maybe I have a strange sense of humor but I sometimes find myself laughing out loud while reading some of the bad reveiws on tobaccoreviews.com Below are actual comments of various tobaccos on the site. I will not mention the name of the blends being reviewed but some of these are funny... :lol!:
- Upon taking a whiff from the tin, I debated whether to partake of the contents with my pipe or a spoon. After mulling it over, I chose my pipe. Wrong choice.
- If wet, hot and gooey sounds good to you, you'll crave this stuff.
- Taste like melon rines. If this appeals to you- you will like it.
- After loading up and lighting up, I determined the leaf was better left in the tin.
- Tobacconists in Denmark recommend this blend as an introduction to pipesmoking - maybe this is why you do not see young people smoking pipe anymore........
- never been bitten as bad as from this tobacco, like pouring boiling water into your mouth!
- Bah, if prisoners of war had to smoke this, it would be a violation of the geneva convention!
- My local tobacconist gave me a free pouch of this to try. I want my money back!-
- I opened the tin and to my total disappointment got a harsh smell of insense to fumigate dead bodies. You get the picture. I thought maybe it will smoke better that it seems, but guess what... Barfing bag needed.
- If this was the last tobacco left on the earth I would quit.
- I threw the bowl out the window and threw the rest near a bus stop bench I drove past. Thank God it was a kaywoodie I keep in the glovebox for emergencies.
- It is the breakfast of the damned.
- Upon taking a whiff from the tin, I debated whether to partake of the contents with my pipe or a spoon. After mulling it over, I chose my pipe. Wrong choice.
- If wet, hot and gooey sounds good to you, you'll crave this stuff.
- Taste like melon rines. If this appeals to you- you will like it.
- After loading up and lighting up, I determined the leaf was better left in the tin.
- Tobacconists in Denmark recommend this blend as an introduction to pipesmoking - maybe this is why you do not see young people smoking pipe anymore........
- never been bitten as bad as from this tobacco, like pouring boiling water into your mouth!
- Bah, if prisoners of war had to smoke this, it would be a violation of the geneva convention!
- My local tobacconist gave me a free pouch of this to try. I want my money back!-
- I opened the tin and to my total disappointment got a harsh smell of insense to fumigate dead bodies. You get the picture. I thought maybe it will smoke better that it seems, but guess what... Barfing bag needed.
- If this was the last tobacco left on the earth I would quit.
- I threw the bowl out the window and threw the rest near a bus stop bench I drove past. Thank God it was a kaywoodie I keep in the glovebox for emergencies.
- It is the breakfast of the damned.
