Irene Adler
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If I could have any dog:
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Me too!!!!!
Nice pic Irene, thanks for sharing, a bull dog I suspect!!
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Nice pic Irene, thanks for sharing, a bull dog I suspect!!
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I am not sure I would want a dog that smoked a pipe. He would probably smoke up all my 965 and chew the bits on 2 dunhills and bosi's.
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Aww! Normally I don't like dogs, but I'll make an exception here!
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JP...... I think he's smoking Walnut!!
And if dog was talking to God:
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still
the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it
up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like
the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee
table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Natch
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still
the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it
up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like
the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee
table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Natch
Doc Manhattan
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Love it, Natch! The cat version would be a lot shorter:
TO: GOD
FROM: CAT
Sir:
Since the recent promotion I assigned myself, your position has become redundant.
Please clean out your desk by 4 pm and stop by the HR office for an exit interview.
Your severance cheque will be delivered in a timely fashion.
Best of luck in your future endeavours,
Cat
[Dictated but not read]
TO: GOD
FROM: CAT
Sir:
Since the recent promotion I assigned myself, your position has become redundant.
Please clean out your desk by 4 pm and stop by the HR office for an exit interview.
Your severance cheque will be delivered in a timely fashion.
Best of luck in your future endeavours,
Cat
[Dictated but not read]
puros_bran
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That possible... One things for sure though.. If it were a new pic there's no way it'd be Walnut.. We actually have laws against Animal Cruelty now.Justpipes":91hn7sys said:Judging by the age of the photo, I have no doubt that he is smoking Walnut!Piet Binsbergen":91hn7sys said:
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JP & PB..... what can I say.......besides........
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