Joe's top 10 reasons for cellaring tobacco

[Smokey Joe]

I strongly urge those who've never cellared tobacco to start doing so. It is one of the best ways to insure that you will have all of your favorite blends at your disposal, just in case our wonderful government (insert sarcasm) does something foolish.
These are the reasons I choose to cellar:

1. Rising prices

2. Outrageous taxation

3. Favorite blends may disappear or change drastically

4. Age brings out the best in some blends

5. The freedom to purchase tobacco online may be in jeopardy

6. The freedom to smoke our pipes may also be in jeopardy

7. Can't find a B&M with a decent pipe tobacco selection

8. So that I can smoke what I want (variety), when I want (convenience)

9. Investment opportunities

10. Because its a great hobby

Now, what are the reasons that you cellar tobacco?

 

[pipetongue1]

So I have enuf of everything I want till the end of my days, Ken :tongue:

 

[Kapnismologist]

Joe,

You have pretty much hit every reasonable point which I can think of.

Build 'er up!

 

[Natch]

So I have enuf of everything I want till the end of my days, Ken :tongue:

Considering the size of your cellar, Ken, you must be planning on living to 187?

Natch

 

[Hermit]

Now, what are the reasons that you cellar tobacco?

I think you got it covered.

 

[atfan]

5,2&1 in order of impending likelihood (IMO) for me. And of course , #10.

Regards

 

[shadrack]

Amen brother!

 

[Slow Puffs]

Denial. Denial. Denial.

"Hello. My name is Slow Puffs and I am a cellar-holic."

 

[Anonymous]

Now, what are the reasons that you cellar tobacco?

I think you got it covered.

Ditto!

 

[Ol'Dawg]

Joe,

I think you got it covered however here are a few other reasons for consideration. 8)

1. You can do it in the privacy of your own home.
2. Nobody cares if you are ugly.
3. You don't have to look your best, be squeaky clean or dress up.
4. You don't have to buy flowers/dinner or gifts.
5. You can use both hands and be satisfied.
6. As long as you're careful you never end up in a wet spot.
7. You can make it last for hours and not have to watch the clock.
8. You don't have to rent a motel or hotel room.
9. It doesn't make you go blind.
10. You don't have to use protection.
11. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
12. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
13. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning, oohing and aahhing.
14. Less guilt the next morning.

Jim

 

[Smokey Joe]

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[nate560]

I agree with it all