Ozark Wizard
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Family.........
Inundated with it. It's like getting bombed by the Brothers here.... A great wave of children, grand children and a great grandchild. All here to "share the holidays and help the 'Old Guy' with his chores......
Not that I'm not grateful, or appreciative. But good grief! All of a sudden the house is full of energy, the animals are being harried, and it's hotter than hell in the house. (Over 70 degrees F)
The 'The rapist' showed up today and took great joy in delegating responsibilities, chores and schedules for watching I don't do a damn thing. (I got in trouble for having sawdust in my pockets, alluding I was up to 'no good'.) It appears a sedentary lifestyle is at hand, and there will be little I can do about it....
So. Two kids. Five grandchildren, (enough for an insanity plea to stick,), two EX Mrs. Wizards, four Church going Christians, three Jews and
"A partridge in a pear tree"....................
Fortunately, this place only has four bedrooms, and a craft room of very nice proportions with a couple of spots to sleep.. The rest of y'all, well, there's a hotel in Ava, and a couple of tents....:twisted:
Bummer that there is talk of another family member with a fifth wheel RV that sleeps 8. And me, unable to drop a few big oaks in the road before that exodus arrives.... Though rumour has it he is bringing some fresh caught Pacific Coast fish with him. Flash frozen in dry ice.. Time to get out the Geiger Counter and maybe whip up some Sushi, or seafood fettuccini.
Yah, it's nice to be so well considered. Various denominations of religious folks keep popping by to check on me, and I don't mind that either, as long as there is no sales pitch. Most come to ask what my impressions are regarding my change of lifestyle, now that I have become 'dependent on human nature'. For the most part, and from what I have discovered that has transpired during my absence, I tell them in all truth it scares the hell out of me, and I have not been impressed with human nature. They laugh. (I am, after all, renowned for my great sense of humour)
So, here I lay, in a new recliner that I did not want, entertaining folks I paid good money to avoid, (though some that warm my heart to see after the years gone by), and wondering what the heck is going to happen next!
Inundated with it. It's like getting bombed by the Brothers here.... A great wave of children, grand children and a great grandchild. All here to "share the holidays and help the 'Old Guy' with his chores......
Not that I'm not grateful, or appreciative. But good grief! All of a sudden the house is full of energy, the animals are being harried, and it's hotter than hell in the house. (Over 70 degrees F)
The 'The rapist' showed up today and took great joy in delegating responsibilities, chores and schedules for watching I don't do a damn thing. (I got in trouble for having sawdust in my pockets, alluding I was up to 'no good'.) It appears a sedentary lifestyle is at hand, and there will be little I can do about it....
So. Two kids. Five grandchildren, (enough for an insanity plea to stick,), two EX Mrs. Wizards, four Church going Christians, three Jews and
"A partridge in a pear tree"....................
Fortunately, this place only has four bedrooms, and a craft room of very nice proportions with a couple of spots to sleep.. The rest of y'all, well, there's a hotel in Ava, and a couple of tents....:twisted:
Bummer that there is talk of another family member with a fifth wheel RV that sleeps 8. And me, unable to drop a few big oaks in the road before that exodus arrives.... Though rumour has it he is bringing some fresh caught Pacific Coast fish with him. Flash frozen in dry ice.. Time to get out the Geiger Counter and maybe whip up some Sushi, or seafood fettuccini.
Yah, it's nice to be so well considered. Various denominations of religious folks keep popping by to check on me, and I don't mind that either, as long as there is no sales pitch. Most come to ask what my impressions are regarding my change of lifestyle, now that I have become 'dependent on human nature'. For the most part, and from what I have discovered that has transpired during my absence, I tell them in all truth it scares the hell out of me, and I have not been impressed with human nature. They laugh. (I am, after all, renowned for my great sense of humour)
So, here I lay, in a new recliner that I did not want, entertaining folks I paid good money to avoid, (though some that warm my heart to see after the years gone by), and wondering what the heck is going to happen next!