What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!

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AJ, you crack me up!  :lol!: 

Almost all pilots have reported ordnance en route. Great job Bombers!
 
Blackhorse":orx9kw1h said:
AJ...you eliminated your non-essential personnel? Wet work?

My God man...what are you, CIA?
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Funny that you recognized the MO.  :suspect: 

Our old boss told me that you were a quick study.  :mrgreen: 

BTW does the code name "Bladesmith" hold any special meaning for you?  :twisted: 

AJ, Semi-Private
 
The runway was packed with planes, and the automated flight system was down yesterday, so I called in the drones this morning.
 
H'mm, bomb is in the right state . . . we'll see if there is an early hit tomorrow or is delays pile up. . . . :rendeer: 
 
I'm checking regularly to make sure it's on schedule, which is consistent so far with the original estimate of 3 days. It's definitely in the right state, yet it still is telling me it's going to take a couple more days. A pleasant surprise for our purposes, but perhaps a little less pleasant for the "typical" estimate of closer to 2.

It looks like regardless of this, the mission is going on without hitches despite the fury & chaos of this season. 8)

Now we wait for imminent destruction... :twisted:
 
mejoshee":phyli5d8 said:
Now we wait for imminent destruction... :twisted:
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I cant wait for my ordinance to hit its target and send the rubble and and shrapnel flying about all willy nilly and our target begs for mercy


hows that for a jolt on your grammar filled brain? MUHAHAHAHAHA
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BigCasino":ho5vom2y said:
mejoshee":ho5vom2y said:
Now we wait for imminent destruction... :twisted:
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I cant wait for my ordinance to hit its target and send the rubble and and shrapnel flying about all willy nilly and our target begs for mercy


hows that for a jolt on your  grammar filled brain? MUHAHAHAHAHA
 :geek: 
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I'm going to my zen place... :silent: 
 
***ALERT***

Commander, Sir:

Missile has dropped off the Radar screen. Believe missile to still be enroute to target. Another missile fired simultaneously at a target in Oregon has made its way to California and appears to be running true, hot, and normal.
Not sure of the cause of this anomaly. I suspect the delivery system has been infested by idiots and are unable to compensate for multiple launches. Still hopeful that missile will hit designated target as scheduled. If missile has not reappeared on Radar by tomorrow morning I will dispatch some of my associates to the Delivery Control Center and see if they can ensure that things are proceeding on schedule. It may get ugly as they recently had their heads up their rectums during a launch headed to Texas. They made a hand delivery on a Sunday after almost a week after launch. No telling how much that little SNAFU cost the taxpayer.

AJ, Semi-Private
 
Blackhorse":glo5q38g said:
OREGON???
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Yes dammit. :lol:  If you would check your email once in a while you'd see that they are suppose to be sending you tracking info. If you haven't received any then it confirms my suspicions that idiots are running the delivery system.  :evil: 

AJ
 
Hmmm. Methinks Santa is just a wee bit cranky!


How bout a few cookies and a mug of hot cocoa. Let's turn that hypoglycemia right around and put a big jolly smile on that sour old puss!
 
Blackhorse":4rluutiz said:
Hmmm. Methinks Santa is just a wee bit cranky!


How bout a few cookies and a mug of hot cocoa. Let's turn that hypoglycemia right around and put a big jolly smile on that sour old puss!
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Santa grumpy? It's a vicious rumor. But if you want to see Santa smile big time just sell him that beautiful horn and ivory handle knife with the Damascus steel blade for say $25. and he'll be smiling like a possum eating briars. :twisted:

AJ
 
He's got to be cheap, how else could Santa afford all those gifts?
 
Blackhorse":d3odt1dc said:
The REAL Santa wouldn't be so sadly cheap.

I might be able to swing a 10% discount for repeat customers.
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Whatcha tryin' to say? :scratch: Me cheap? How dare you? Not my fault smiles are expensive. Actually I thought I was being very reasonable. Compare the cost of my smile to the cost of buying the smile of Mona Lisa. Anyway I've been in a perfectly affable amiable mood. I just watched an hour of Looney Toons and when I finish this pipe of wonderful tobacco I'm going to go take a nap. Life doesn't get much better than this. Besides I think the problem must lie with you. You've accused Santa of being grumpy and cheap all in the same day. I think your socks must be too tight. I'm told that's often the case when you wear socks and sandals at the same time.  :affraid: Maybe I should tell Big Sal why you tried to enter the WPP. :twisted:  He might would pay me enough to afford that magnificent knife.  :lol:  Now if you don' mind I have some very important business to attend... :sleep: 

AJ
 
i.keenum":t5wkanq1 said:
He's got to be cheap, how else could Santa afford all those gifts?
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BH you see what you've started? I'm going to visit Big Sal in the big house this Sunday and tell him who snitched and got him locked up.  :mrgreen: But now I've go to... :sleep: 

AJ
 
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