I will take this opp to share my fav racist joke, because I'll never get another --
Two black guys walking down the street. They notice a new shop. It has a sign in the window: Let us turn you white. 15 minutes. $15.
The first black guy says to his friend, "I have to admit that I've always wondered what it would be like . . ."
His buddy replies, "yeah, but I can't do it. I only have $10 to my name right now."
So the first guy replies, "No problem, Bro. I have a $20. I'll try it and it it works, you can have the change."
So they agree and the first guy goes into the shop. Fifteen minutes later he comes back out. His buddy says, "I can't believe it, Bro. If I didn't know it was you, I'd say it was Leonaardo DiCaprio! Blond. Blue eyes. I gotta try this. Give me the $5!!"
The first black guy says, "Give you $5!! Sheeeit! How about you get a job, Bro?"
Well, I warned you it was a racist joke