Kyle Weiss
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- Joined
- Sep 18, 2011
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You know, guys, enough is enough, already. What do I have to do, eh? Beg? Fine. I'll beg.
Please, PLEASE stop sending me stuff. If I've made you think I'm a poor, helpless lout, I'm not. I'm a rich, CEO billionaire that laughs maniacally whenever you working-class slobs send me the sweat off your brow in pipe and tobacco form. I'm evil. I kick puppies. I make babies cry. I grave-rob, snatch church offering plates and trip blind people. I pile nails in handicapped parking spots, blast 5,000-watt bass from my car at 3AM next to your house, stomp flowers and eat hummingbirds.
There, are you happy? You're supporting my evil. Now quit sending me stuff. :lol: I never begged for this crap on the sly, mooched or whatever, when I want something, I'll ask directly. :lol: STOP IT! :lol:
Effing toeheads. Now I know why PeeBee is the way he is.
(...though I cannot help but say... that Tsuge smokes nicely, and I absolutely love the shape--and yes, the grain is 90% straight all the way around...for a Kaga?...holy crap...thank you, anonymous friend...the ODF and FVF were a nice touch...)
(...but stop it... )
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Please, PLEASE stop sending me stuff. If I've made you think I'm a poor, helpless lout, I'm not. I'm a rich, CEO billionaire that laughs maniacally whenever you working-class slobs send me the sweat off your brow in pipe and tobacco form. I'm evil. I kick puppies. I make babies cry. I grave-rob, snatch church offering plates and trip blind people. I pile nails in handicapped parking spots, blast 5,000-watt bass from my car at 3AM next to your house, stomp flowers and eat hummingbirds.
There, are you happy? You're supporting my evil. Now quit sending me stuff. :lol: I never begged for this crap on the sly, mooched or whatever, when I want something, I'll ask directly. :lol: STOP IT! :lol:
Effing toeheads. Now I know why PeeBee is the way he is.
(...though I cannot help but say... that Tsuge smokes nicely, and I absolutely love the shape--and yes, the grain is 90% straight all the way around...for a Kaga?...holy crap...thank you, anonymous friend...the ODF and FVF were a nice touch...)
(...but stop it... )
8)