Alright, gentlemen, things are coming together here in the new 3-way HQ. I'd like to thank you all for bearing with us as the new command gets up and running. Lots of important things have been going on here. First we re-arranged the office furniture and built a new podium for the briefing room that would fit all three of us. Then we sanded the off the graffiti carved onto the outgoing chief's desk. (Blackhorse sure knows how to draw a penis; I'll give him that.) Things were going well until Ocelot found several bottles of hootch and a stash of old love letters forgotten in an old file cabinet, and that pretty much blew the weekend for us. Target data? Damn! I knew we forgot something! :x
I kid, I kid! Orders will be forthcoming soon. It's been a slightly bumpy start, but we know the main objective here is to drop some bombs on some unsuspecting saps. We have not, and will not lose sight of that. The May bombing mission is a GO. All pilots stand by for further instructions.
On the Flight Line:
1. Scottie
2. Ocelot
3. Keenum
4. Kaplan
5. Grossbart
6. Gravel
7. Bowman
8. Fatman
9. Leftover
10. Blackhorse
11. Roogles
12. Big Casino
13. Hawker
14. Awoodby
15. Somedumbjerk
16. Taharris
17. Zigilbert
18. Kaiser
19. Fishfuzz
20. DrumsAndBeer
21. Dave in Philly
22. Blr1911
23. Soylentgreen
Not a bad showing at all! :cheers:
Lesath, was that a Yea or a Nay? Your transmission was garbled from under your rock.
Also, let's all give a warm Squadron welcome to our new pilots: Fatman, Hawker, and (possibly) blr1911. Mr.1911 sir, I know you chimed in on the last mission, but I wasn't sure if you officially signed on or not. I don't see your info on the master list of pilots handed down from Col. Blackhorse. To be fair, he had folded most of the official documents into some sort of obscene origami in his last few weeks in the office, so yours may have gotten "lost". Hawker, I've got your info. Fatman, if you haven't already, please PM your real name and mailing address to either Gravel, Ocelot, or myself. By next month we should have figured out which PMs will regularly go to which officer, and update the mission statement accordingly.
Ok, that about covers what I've got for now. Did I leave anyone off the list?