Summer's Spectacular Spectral Strafe of Someone

[Blackhorse]

Laboring mightily, the sky pirate 'Crimson Blossom of Woe' threads her tortuous way through the mountains and onward toward the unsuspecting target...sails spanked by the cold winds...cruel Cluster Canisters strapped to the aft wing racks. Her crew stands their stations, alert and eager for action. Her terrifying burden of doom soon to be released in an eager ecstasy of flame.

Listen...you can just hear the deadly chugging of her twin motivators...

"Pocketa, pocketa, pocketa...".

 

[Stick]

Laboring mightily, the sky pirate 'Crimson Blossom of Woe' threads her tortuous way through the mountains and onward toward the unsuspecting target...sails spanked by the cold winds...cruel Cluster Canisters strapped to the aft wing racks. Her crew stands their stations, alert and eager for action. Her terrifying burden of doom soon to be released in an eager ecstasy of flame.

Listen...you can just hear the deadly chugging of her twin motivators...

"Pocketa, pocketa, pocketa...".

Golden, BH!

 

[Blackhorse]

A little homage to James Thurber.

 

[Timbo]

What an awesome craft BH, love it. Bird is in the air wending it's way to the unsuspecting target. Mwahahaha. 

Cheers

Tim

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Nice craft BH.

Kick butt gentlemen, I'll get back to you, I have a caller on another line..........

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Bird made it in the air yesterday! HQ has the tracking. Now we sit back and await the beautiful destruction!

 

[Jevverrett]

Just ducking my head in for a moment. I'm looking forward to getting back in on the fun next month. I think life has finally cooled down enough for me to have time for devious plotting. Most of my plotting lately has been at Home Depot lol.

 

[Blackhorse]

Just a little festive bombing day "poetry".


Bombing Day...bombing day...
Oh how fun, it's bombing day!
All my cares and woes go 'way
cause it's bombing day.

Skies are black, skies are grey,
That's just fine, yeah that's OK.
Big ol' bombs slide out the bay
Joyous bombing day.

Unsuspecting targets pay
Lotsa dues on bombing day.
Homes and fields aren't in the way
All laid low by bombing day.

Family members, they don't stay...
Whisked away by bombing day.
Even old friends gone astray
Cleanly culled on bombing day.

The USPS wants to slay
The guys who thought up bombing day.
Their old workers tired and gray,
Backs all sprung by bombing day.

Yes indeed! I loudly say.
Ya better kneel and start to pray.
Cause running won't escape the fray.
Now that it's bombing day.

I'll jump for joy and dance away
When those flames they start to play.
All the pilots holler, "Yea!"
Three cheers...it's bombing day!

 

[kaitlyn3837]

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

 

[Stick]

Nice craft BH.

Kick butt gentlemen, I'll get back to you, I have a caller on another line..........

What pattern was working that day Bob?

 

[Fr_Tom]

"Delivered, In/At Mailbox"

Heh - the damage report will soon be out.

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Nice craft BH.

Kick butt gentlemen, I'll get back to you, I have a caller on another line..........

What pattern was working that day Bob?

Royal wulff number 20, and bead head Prince nymph 16 dropper on 7X tapered leader with 2 pound fluorocarbon tippet. Using a 7 foot 5 weight split cane rod with 4 weight floating throwing line, 20 pound braided backer. Pick ups were almost right in front of me.

Screaming drags and tight lines!

Now in Oklahoma, on my way to Texas, to fish out a daughter. Bigger tackle this time. Alas, my sailboats are in Oregon.

Of course, I will find her. It's what I do.

 

[huffelpuff]

Curses upon all your houses! May your tobacco stores grow and multiply so rapidly that you run out of room to store it all.

I am speechless. Damage report and pics to follow.

Jim

 

[Ozark Wizard]

Good to be back on topic!!

Suffer, you do gooding, fine, upstanding human, you! Suffer!!!! You have this coming! :farao:

 

[Fatman]

Jim, it is well deserved destruction!!

 

[nismo270r]

MUAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted:

 

[huffelpuff]

The damages so far.

2 large bags of Llama jerky
1 big bag of smoked bunny
The Snuff Takers Ephemeris Vol. One
Snuff and Snuff Boxes by Metton M. Curtis
Wilson's of sparrow Gold Label Snuff
McCrystals SP Snuff
Wilson's 10 g tins
Lavender
Best SP
Tom Buck
Grand Cairo
Wilson's 5 g tins
Winter Warmer
Aniseed Extra
Prime Minister
Ice Liquorice
Peppermint
Sandalwood
Honey Menthol x2
Irish Toast No. 22
Dr. Rumney's Snuff Brown 20 g
Silver Dollar Snuffs 5 g
Medicated
Cherry
Cinnamon
Apricot
Toque 5g tin citrus
Wilson's 20g tins
SP 100
Jockey Club
Spearmint
Extra Cool
SM 500
Apri
Cool Plus
Ani Extra
Super Cool
SM
New Royal George
Best 'SP
F&T tubs
Macouba
SantoDomingo
Kendal Brown
Bordeaux
French Carrotte
High Dry Toast
Morocco
Seville
4 wooden hand carved snuff containers
1 aluminum snuff container

Pipe tobaccos
Barling 1812 Garnet 50g
Barling 1812 Tradition 50g
Dunghill the Royal Yacht 50g
War Horse Green Bar 50g
Capstan Gold Flake 50g
Carter Hall big bag
Daily Grind 50g
Grandpa's Sweater 50g
Chocolate Calliope 40g

Cigars
Macanudo 10 Ascot's
Saint Luis Ray Rothschild Reserva Especial x1
LFD x1
LaGloria Cubana 54ring Serie R Esteli x1

Pipe cleaners a 100pk plus 2 six packs

8 Decco pipe tamper in bamboo

1 Missouri Meerschaum corn cob pipe slight bent.


You guys have been far too generous. Thank you from the bottom of my grumpy little heart.

Jim

 

[Blackhorse]

Holy Nose Candy Batman!

There's enough snuff there for...what, at least a week!

 

[Stick]

Woooooo hooooooo! It's Jim!!!! And what a haul! :affraid:

You've done yourselves proud again Bombardiers :cheers:

 

[Blackhorse]

And that's just the first wave!