Nice work Chris. Congratulations.
My only suggestion would be that if future butchering are going to be this tough to solve, all future pipes must be in a Sherlock Holmes shape.
Personally I think the Butcher pulled a misdirection and hijacked someone else's bio to confuse amateur sleuths like myself.
Let me get this straight. An avid fan of sports teams from a state with one of the most dedicated fan bases and some of the most competitive collegiate teams, with zero posts in BoB's Sports Page section? Okay...:fpalm: