Okay - to reiterate...
We’ve been alerted to a significant situation here at Mission Control. Commander Ozzie, known for various reasons as ‘the Flying Horseman’ has been taken prisoner. Reports from the field indicate that a clandestine band of Physical Therapy Terrorist Ninjas are responsible. He has apparently been secreted away to a secure location pending negotiations for his release. Unfortunately for both Ozzie and the Ninjas...we don’t negotiate with terrorists. So we’ve released our own teams of Black Ops Elves to locate and free our beloved CoCommander. More on this as further information comes to light.
In the meantime, our missions must go on. My commission has been temporarily reactivated with the rank of CoCommander and orders have been cut for me to assist Commander K with the planning and execution of the Great Grizzly Generic Winter Holiday Holocaust Mission Thing (whatever it ends up being called).
So start steeling yourselves for action. And fasten yer seatbelts...we’re in for a bumpy ride.
INITIAL ‘DECISION CRITICAL’ DATA
FIRSTLY: Be it known to all and sundry that the MISSION DATE is set at Friday, December 29th. That is the date on which your bombs should rain down on our unsuspecting target. This requires a Mission take-off day of the Tuesday or Wednesday prior. Please take this into account when volunteering for this gig. Once you have committed to flying you will not be excused for reasons other than KIA, MIA or a Section 8.
SECONDLY: Our concern for our beloved Commander Ozzie is significant. All available resources (Black Ops Elves) are being utilized in the discovery of the location of his detainment and in securing his release. We (your two Mission Commanders...Commander K and I) both need your help in first locating him. Keep up to date with announcements in this regard as there will be an announced Special Event Contest announced in the near future...open to all pilots actively engaged in this mission.
THIRDLY: HooAhhhh!
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Mission Roster
1. Commander K
2. CoCommander BH
3. Lesath
4. Warlock Bob
5. fsu92john
6. Briar Beagle
7. Timbo
8. GrampaGrossbart
9. Fr_Tom
OK...open for business here. Let’s get this show on the road!
We’ve been alerted to a significant situation here at Mission Control. Commander Ozzie, known for various reasons as ‘the Flying Horseman’ has been taken prisoner. Reports from the field indicate that a clandestine band of Physical Therapy Terrorist Ninjas are responsible. He has apparently been secreted away to a secure location pending negotiations for his release. Unfortunately for both Ozzie and the Ninjas...we don’t negotiate with terrorists. So we’ve released our own teams of Black Ops Elves to locate and free our beloved CoCommander. More on this as further information comes to light.
In the meantime, our missions must go on. My commission has been temporarily reactivated with the rank of CoCommander and orders have been cut for me to assist Commander K with the planning and execution of the Great Grizzly Generic Winter Holiday Holocaust Mission Thing (whatever it ends up being called).
So start steeling yourselves for action. And fasten yer seatbelts...we’re in for a bumpy ride.
INITIAL ‘DECISION CRITICAL’ DATA
FIRSTLY: Be it known to all and sundry that the MISSION DATE is set at Friday, December 29th. That is the date on which your bombs should rain down on our unsuspecting target. This requires a Mission take-off day of the Tuesday or Wednesday prior. Please take this into account when volunteering for this gig. Once you have committed to flying you will not be excused for reasons other than KIA, MIA or a Section 8.
SECONDLY: Our concern for our beloved Commander Ozzie is significant. All available resources (Black Ops Elves) are being utilized in the discovery of the location of his detainment and in securing his release. We (your two Mission Commanders...Commander K and I) both need your help in first locating him. Keep up to date with announcements in this regard as there will be an announced Special Event Contest announced in the near future...open to all pilots actively engaged in this mission.
THIRDLY: HooAhhhh!
———————————
Mission Roster
1. Commander K
2. CoCommander BH
3. Lesath
4. Warlock Bob
5. fsu92john
6. Briar Beagle
7. Timbo
8. GrampaGrossbart
9. Fr_Tom
OK...open for business here. Let’s get this show on the road!