This is totally uncalled for. Surely it comes under cruel and unusual punishment?
Four more packages today, the postman looked at me sideways with a scowl and said 'I can see you're going to be keeping me busy'. I explained that I didn't buy this much stuff, that I was being targeted by a group of internet madmen with no sense of decency, but he just snorted and walked off. I should explain that my local post office is very poor, and usually they would have their own vehicles for delivery, but for whatever reason they don't at the moment, so the postman either has to lug the parcels down a 3 mile partly flooded lane to deliver to me, or drive here in an enterprise rent-a-car. All this week I think I've forced them to rent the car.
Also not long ago my family was giving me grief for buying too much online, so I've been hiding the parcels so they don't cotton on to what's happening. I must now stress that I AM RUNNING OUT OF HIDING PLACES. IT'S ENOUGH NOW! MAKE IT STOP! I was hiding them to begin with under a low coffee table... but now THERE IS NO MORE ROOM UNDER IT!!! I have parcels hidden on the top of bookshelves, at the back of kitchen cupboards and under my bed. How can I take picture of the carnage for you guys if you don't STOP BOMBING ME?!
