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9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Common misconception, it is actually the original Canadian flag, The Union Jack in the top inner corner on a red field with Canada's previous coat of arms centred right side. Pre 1965.
 
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Lonecoyote said:
Very good, I needed that!! Oh do I have a few good lawyer jokes.

So, what's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a fish and the other is a " scum sucking bottom dweller "!!!

KEEP ON PUFFING!!!
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In that vein:

What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A damned fine start!
 
HRPufnstuf said:
I'm a sucker for good one-liners. Do you know any?
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A businessman was in bed at death's door. After the priest had given him the Last Rites, the dying man asked the good Father to hurry and bring his doctor and his lawyer immediately. Although the priest did not know the reason, he did as he was asked and soon entered the bedroom with the two professional men. The businessman directed one of them to stand on the left side of the bed and the other on the right. The priest was puzzled and asked the reason. The dying man replied, "Like Our Savior, I want to die between two thieves."

No, it's not a one-liner. It's a lawyer joke.
 
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