I miss these guys so much!
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Help Support Brothers of Briar:
OK, time for a terrible joke.
To build an elephant trap:
1) Dig an enormous pit next to an elephant path.
2) Fill the pit with wood and burn it to cinders.
3) Bait the rim of the pit with fresh legumes.
When an elephant stops to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
To build an elephant trap:
1) Dig an enormous pit next to an elephant path.
2) Fill the pit with wood and burn it to cinders.
3) Bait the rim of the pit with fresh legumes.
When an elephant stops to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
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I'm afraid I don't know why this french illustration would even exist. Perhaps it was drawn for the year of the rat? I know lobster is a new years treat in much of France, ex-wife is from Lyons. "Peace, Joy, Health, and Good Fortune."
I was hoping someone could explain it too
OK, fresh misery for all!
What's the difference between a lawyer on a bicycle and a clown on a unicycle?
A(t)tire.
What's the difference between a lawyer on a bicycle and a clown on a unicycle?
A(t)tire.
Aussie's lobster post reminded me of this one.
Terrible joke time.
What do you call a legless dog?
It doesn't really matter, he'll never come.
What do you call a legless dog?
It doesn't really matter, he'll never come.
Terrible joke time.
What do you call a legless dog?
It doesn't really matter, he'll never come.
That's more of a granddad joke than a dad joke! 
Yeah…if he liked to swim you’d call him Bob!
Reminds me of a newspaper headline in the UK. "Cork man drowns"
Or if he is sitting in front of a door you can call him MattTerrible joke time.
What do you call a legless dog?
It doesn't really matter, he'll never come.
Hanging on a wall? I'd call him Art.
ralphmcculley
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Ha!
Have you heard of the brothers that work as grave diggers?
Doug and Phil?
Doug and Phil?
Terrible joke time:
Why don't blind people like to sky-dive?
It scares the hell out of the dogs!
Why don't blind people like to sky-dive?
It scares the hell out of the dogs!
Good on you, mate.