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I have a local place that does signs like this frequently. I'll see if I can get some pics. Kind of hard to do when driving.
Somewhere I have a stash of a few hundred photos like this. I think if somebody texted Indian Hills, there would be all kinds of them there as they publish this stuff very regularly.
As a boy growing up on the farm we had a herd of goats, about 40. Goats are funny people. Unlike dogs, goats never look guilty for what they do. It's something about their eyes...
I looked up the Indian Hills Community Center website…
What the last thing to go through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
His asshole.
His asshole.
Did I beat the gong?
I loved that show...
I loved that show...
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For the Daylight Saving Time thing…
@Blackhorse Thanks for that!
Here it comes again:
A piece of twine enters a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender snaps "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind!"
The twine, peeved, leaves and walks around the corner. He shakes out his hair and twists himself up a bit. He goes back into the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him suspiciously and asks "Aren't you that piece of twine that was just here?"
"Nope. 'Fraid not."
A piece of twine enters a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender snaps "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind!"
The twine, peeved, leaves and walks around the corner. He shakes out his hair and twists himself up a bit. He goes back into the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him suspiciously and asks "Aren't you that piece of twine that was just here?"
"Nope. 'Fraid not."
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LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.
On so many levels…
On so many levels…
I love goats. I'm reconditioning some fields so that I can raise some.
This captures their essence. The only thing that would have made it better would be if there had been a sign saying, "All goats stay out of the truck!".
If that sign had been there, they all would have piled in.
Blackhorse, this is a GREAT photo. (The greatest of all time, one might say.)
This captures their essence. The only thing that would have made it better would be if there had been a sign saying, "All goats stay out of the truck!".
If that sign had been there, they all would have piled in.
Blackhorse, this is a GREAT photo. (The greatest of all time, one might say.)
goa
That's going about as well as my remodeling project.
Actually, a boulder going through might help things along. Hmm...
Yes…we are here to serve.
Here we go again:
I just got a new cookbook: 100 Chicken Recipes for Weight Loss, by Sam 'n Ella.
I just got a new cookbook: 100 Chicken Recipes for Weight Loss, by Sam 'n Ella.