That may seem an innapropriate topic title, but it seems fitting if you read the description for this pipe rack:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/9-Smoking-Pipes-Stand-Rack-Hold-Case-Display-Wood-Pipe-/180711333798?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a133c1fa6
If you take a look you will find that "You...